This Week's Batch Of Funny Tweets Penned By 'OkCupid' (August 31, 2022)

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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Their profile: Looking for someone well-spoken who can hold a conversation, with a sense of humor and the ability to really make me think. someone intelligent Their message: wyd 9:42 PM Aug 23, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Don't write someone off within the first 5 minutes of a date for something relatively insignificant. Wait at least, like, 20 minutes for that. 9:42 PM. Aug 24, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Yes, we all love dating someone who's in therapy. But just going to therapy isn't enough. You need to be actively working on yourself. Just attending therapy isn't a substitute for doing the work. 10:53 PM. Aug 25, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Carry a large duffel bag with you throughout your entire date and then if they say "we should do this again soon," say "how about right now" before unzipping your duffel bag to reveal an entire second dinner. 9:43 PM - Aug 25, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 05
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Words of affirmation? Physical touch? Gift giving? My love language is TEXT ME BACK. 1:01 AM - Aug 26, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok If you're allergic to cats, and you're swiping on people who own cats, why? How do you think this will end? What's your best-case- scenario? Are you thinking this through at all? 6:00 PM Aug 26, 2022 TweetDeck
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    Rectangle - ok OkCupid @okcupid No matter how bad a first date is, DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX 8:09 PM - Aug 26, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 08
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Start Stop looking for a spark looking for a person who wants the same things as you, and is ready to build a relationship that will last. 10:56 PM. Aug 26, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 09
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Retweet to manifest this: They should invent a boyfriend that loves me 12:08 AM - Aug 27, 2022 Twitter Web App
  • 10
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Nothing more annoying when you go on a bad date and they beat you to texting "loved meeting you but I'm not feeling a romantic connection". it's like, hey no I was going to be the one rejecting you! 11:01 PM. Aug 28, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 11
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid That moment when you realize to fall in love you have to go on a date 4:02 AM. Aug 29, 2022 TweetDeck
  • 12
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Sometimes the most stressful part of a date is when they ask you what you do for fun. 7:12 PM - Aug 29, 2022. TweetDeck

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